i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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