He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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