naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
