I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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