Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize