My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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