I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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