Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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