I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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