I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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