I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
and you fell through a lawn chair
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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