Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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