Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
