Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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