i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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