i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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