My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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