Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that