ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out