i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor