Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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