i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I need to align my fucking chakras
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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