No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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