At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.