On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days