Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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