Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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