If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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