I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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