Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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