What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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