I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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