dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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