um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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