What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
