Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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