Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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