You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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