party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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