So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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