If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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