And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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