Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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