come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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