i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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