oh god the rape fog is back!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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