what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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