Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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