Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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