Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(904): View more from Florida

I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE

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(631): View more from New York

There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know

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(785): View more from Kansas

I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!

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