she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!