Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.