Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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