Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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