He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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