I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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