Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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