My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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