You're my little dorito
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think your dad took our porno
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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