How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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