I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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